chickensandwich:

i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

greatwhiteprivilege:

• don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
• don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
• don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
• don’t
• don’t
• don’t

fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me

welcomebackronberto:

How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

theanti90smovement:

1800-i-am-sad

wayward-saints:

vizier:

I don’t trust people with graph paper. They’re always plotting something

sincerelyhapiness:

(via TumbleOn)

narutoe:

im a bad influence, ya know? *bites into raw potato*

titspajamas:

north korea eat a snickers you get a little nuclear terroristic when youre hungry