nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

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balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

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breakinq:

following back tons